Chilli on my lips...: It’s a hard knock life, lady!

So I know I told you I would tell you about my weekend and my Monday, but it is actually not worth my sanity to rehash it all. So I'll sum it up chop chop:

Arrests (don't worry not me), tears, dealing with exes, fights, booze, anxiousness, cops, fighting with car attendants, spending too much money, dealing with pill-tripping ravers at Paul van Dyk, falling and bruising my legs all over, fighting with my mom, being late, fighting with the dogs, waking up with mad hangovers, exhaustion, and last but not least fighting with my hair brush. Yes I threw it across the room because it broke. Bad hairbrush!

I think this pretty much sums up my weekend nicely in a sentence (ok wait two, no three...) but it’s not worth going into the nitty gritty of each individual situation. Wooooosa it’s Wednesday!

On that note here is some Wednesday inspiration from our darling Audrey Hepburn.

This means it is time to introduce you to another character in my special circle of friends Audrey Hepburn herself, hahahaha (jokes it's actually only Husband’s sister). However, she recently cut her hair and she truly is looking like Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey is like my sister; I don’t have a sister, just a rather eccentric brother (although he probably says the same about me). Anyway Audrey is always, always, always there for me and since I have known her and Husband my whole life, they practically are like family too me. Bar the time she pushed me off the roof, she has always been my shining gem. She is a lot like Hepburn, not just in looks but also because she has that old school way about her. Gentle, kind, well mannered and a real lady. Today sorely lacks woman that act like ladies. In fact I think it may almost be a forgotten quality.

My mom has been telling me since I was a little girl, sit like a lady, walk like a lady, and act like a lady. Sigh. I’m still not a lady. I laugh too loud, drink the occasional beer out a bottle, burp, trip over things, break my nails, forget to take my make-up off at night, never throw away my laddered stockings, and always forget to put on earrings. Apparently earrings finish an outfit off (I’m more partial to the shoe/bag aspect of that statement but what does this boorish girl know, hey?. Hopefully, one day I will get the picture. I have two of the greatest role models after all my mom, and Audrey. And alot of other inspiring women. So here is hoping the chip will drop eventually (excuse the pun)