What does this word mean? Out of all the definitions I found on line, this one jumped out at me the most:
of fashion; "a suit of rather antique appearance"; "démodé (or outmoded) attire"; "outmoded ideas démodé, old-fashioned, outmoded, passé, passé, old-hat, antique, unfashionable, unstylish - not in accord with or not following current fashion"; "unfashionable clothes"; "melodrama of a now unfashionable kind". http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Ex
ARE YOU HEARING THESE WORDS!
Hell yes, your ex is old-fashioned girlfriend! Old-hat, boring, has been, last seasons skinny jeans, that now have holes in them.
After a month of odd, awkward and pathetically annoying instances with dreaded exes. I have come to a conclusion. Why does the ex make us so upset, irrational and ridiculous? When all it means is just that: PASSE.
Exes are passé. Yeah baby! You are PASSE my 'ittle wittle snookum’s!
I never thought the day would come where I would find a way to compare exes to something that makes so much sense in my head. So from now, every time you think of that damn ex, imagine him wearing the most cringe worthy outfit you can remember in your wardrobe history. You will soon associate him with a feeling that you once had a lapse of bad taste. How cool is that? Hey, my ex was a moment of bad taste; thank the fashion critiques I discovered Christian Louboutin and ditched the Jimmy's Choo’s.
Maybe Jimmy is a bad example, because don’t get me wrong we still love Jimmy, but honey with Loubi around how could we still be stuck on the Choo! Think fondly of your exes as a bygone era (sorry Jimmy but for now that’s true), and move forth into the future. We have a jumble sale to get rid of the outdated for a reason. It is cluttering our lives! So why on earth would you let your exes bother you if you sure as hell don't let your old scrunchies bother you!
“I want the best for you. You deserve the best, which is why I get irritated with you for allowing the exes, who are losers already by virtue of being an ex, because that means they’ve let you slip through their fingers, to affect you so much.”
YES! Why am I still SO worried about the damn Jimmy Choo's when the Loubi's are waiting for me? Jimmy you have lost me, and Loubi you are looking mighty fashionable! So why am I, and all you wonderful souls out there still letting Jimmy affect US? Maybe it is because Jimmy still looks good. I get it. But hello when there is a newer model around why for getting a new pair of shoes name, would you stick with the old?
In the words of Adele, "I wish nothing but the best for you."
Because lets be honest, ladies those exes are SERIOUSLY defunct, antiquated and outworn, and us trendy selves don't need anything dated in our cupboards! Wish the archaic the best, and embrace the vogue in you, because the next person you date is sure, as Loubi is hot, going to be way more fashionable!
See ya! Wouldn't wanna wear ya!